Friday, December 13, 2013

PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME !


MALAYSIAN MORAL POLICE
PLEASE PLEASE
DO NOT ARREST ME ...


i was not with the great imam of the Sunni
i was not with the great mullah of the Shii
i was not even with the grand sheik of the Sufi
i swear
by the moon and the stars above
i was with this apek a nice man and a chinaman homie
a durian seller who earns his living with great honesty
i was only visiting the country
do not arrest me
let me go free
hanging out with this apek durian and help him sell this strange fruit happily
apek apek quite contrary how did your durians swing from tree to tree
malaysian moral police
let me go free
i am just visiting this country
where things are different and politics becoming hot and zesty
and politicians love to yell and shout and scream bloody crazy
and some turn into frogs hopping from tree to tree
and mad money by the trillions flew out of the country
and nobody can give a straight answer nor make the rakyat happy
let me be free
while i hang out with this apek, my chinaman homie
and buy his durian
so that i could bring it down to the bowling alley
and one last word i am telling thee
listen very carefully
i admire this apek tremendously
now, does that mean i am a worshipper of the durian tree? ... -- ar


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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