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SCIENCE TOMORROW NEWSFLASH , October 1, 2013:
TOWARDS a BIO-GENETIC BIO-SEMIOTIC THEORY of THE ORIGIN of the MALAYS ..
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This is the latest finding.
Scientists working on a special gene-sequencing ten-year project have made an early finding that the proton-Malays of Malaysia might have originated from some parts of Texas, USA and whose ancestors are from the areas of Mexico, Equador, and the surrounding areas.
This is based not only on the findings of several Malay unversities in the nothern part of Malaya but also based on twenty five years of observation: that many Malays look like Mexicans and Equadorians or even people from the Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico. Advanced digital imaging done on Malays in Kedah, Perlis, Johor and even in Kelantan reveled that in general they have similar features with famous people such as Carlos Santana, Cheech and Choong, the singer Selena, the Man of La Mancha, Diego Maradona, the Fiilipino boxer Manny Paquia, the artist Frida Karlo, Pablo Picasso, Barak Obama, and of course in a village in Kelantan it was discovered that a family (every single one of them) had stark resemblance to members of an underground (indie) Mariachi band currently touring the US.
And how did the Malays arrive in Malaya?
Although the government will commission a billion-Ringgit study on this, my guess is that they walked, or rather tiptoed, along the Equator, starting from Equador, making a restful and peaceful stop in East Harlem NYC, and ended up in Ewah Ewah Island (now sunken after a volcano eruption) somewhere in East Johor.
Of course this is still an early finding but it is already debunking the theory that Malays are originally from West Asia; a theory which came out last week, one that debunked a theory that the Malays are locally grow of the proto- and deutro Malays from Pahang and Perak.
DETAILS at ELEVEN (after the US government no longer shuts down)
SCIENCE TOMORROW NEWSFLASH , October 1, 2013:
TOWARDS a BIO-GENETIC BIO-SEMIOTIC THEORY of THE ORIGIN of the MALAYS ..
...
This is the latest finding.
Scientists working on a special gene-sequencing ten-year project have made an early finding that the proton-Malays of Malaysia might have originated from some parts of Texas, USA and whose ancestors are from the areas of Mexico, Equador, and the surrounding areas.
This is based not only on the findings of several Malay unversities in the nothern part of Malaya but also based on twenty five years of observation: that many Malays look like Mexicans and Equadorians or even people from the Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico. Advanced digital imaging done on Malays in Kedah, Perlis, Johor and even in Kelantan reveled that in general they have similar features with famous people such as Carlos Santana, Cheech and Choong, the singer Selena, the Man of La Mancha, Diego Maradona, the Fiilipino boxer Manny Paquia, the artist Frida Karlo, Pablo Picasso, Barak Obama, and of course in a village in Kelantan it was discovered that a family (every single one of them) had stark resemblance to members of an underground (indie) Mariachi band currently touring the US.
And how did the Malays arrive in Malaya?
Although the government will commission a billion-Ringgit study on this, my guess is that they walked, or rather tiptoed, along the Equator, starting from Equador, making a restful and peaceful stop in East Harlem NYC, and ended up in Ewah Ewah Island (now sunken after a volcano eruption) somewhere in East Johor.
Of course this is still an early finding but it is already debunking the theory that Malays are originally from West Asia; a theory which came out last week, one that debunked a theory that the Malays are locally grow of the proto- and deutro Malays from Pahang and Perak.
DETAILS at ELEVEN (after the US government no longer shuts down)
1 comment:
ha ha, didn't know that u r good at satire as well.
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